If you thought Pineapple Things were weird...

I have encountered some other interesting packaging and marketing decisions for foodstuffs while here in Australia, with more to come, I am quite sure.

Our flight on Fiji Airways over served an interesting experiment in subjecting "breaded" "country" "fried" "chicken" to variable pressures and human taste bud atrocities:

Sir Mix-a-lot might ponder any pride he could direct this direction.

For the foreseeable future, these will remain untasted:

While making a delicious cheese to complement my sandwiches, which I am growing afraid might mark the pinnacle of Australian "cuisine," and probably not carrying the same connotations as in the States: