Not so much a sign as a grafitti'd sticker with a great Flight of the Conchords reference.

The food is good, but be forewarned about the sodium.

What sort of plumbing is this? Do they understand what passes through these pipes?

Just like father used to say about the hookers...
[disclaimer for did not actually say this to me]

Woolworths has proven to be a good bastion of sociocultural novelty. Plus, the layout of their stores packs maximum convenience to save you from wandering up and down different aisles to find what you're after.

Oh, and don't forget to pick up the bread and diapers.

It's a shame, because everyone seemed really sweet:

For my liberal leaning friends, a produce of driving on the other side of the road...

...Or something for the more radically inclined: