Ugly Selfie of the Week

In the course of taking a bunch of pictures and trying to be a part of some of them, I discovered that I have a true gift for capturing myself at incredibly unflattering angles, lighting, and moments.

With the enormous capacity for vanity that I possess, I decided to share some of these monstrosities with the world. Perhaps these are true reflections of my soul. Perhaps I am less good-looking than I like to imagine. Perhaps the law of averages insists that some photos are just not good, and synchronicity has provided for their alignment with the times I turn the lens on myself...

Regardless...Who invited Truman Capote on the hike?

That's not writing. It's typing.

Stay tuned for more horrors of self-absorption!